Groucho Marx Quotes
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“I’ve had a perfectly wonderful evening, but this wasn’t it.”
“Those are my principles, and if you don’t like them… well, I have others.”
“I sent the club a wire stating, PLEASE ACCEPT MY RESIGNATION. I DON’T WANT TO BELONG TO ANY CLUB THAT WILL ACCEPT ME AS A MEMBER.”
“Outside of a dog, a book is man’s best friend. Inside of a dog it’s too dark to read.”
“The secret of life is honesty and fair dealing. If you can fake that, you’ve got it made.”
– Groucho Marx