Andy Rooney Quotes

 Andy Rooney, radio and television writer and broadcaster

Andy Rooney Quotes

Andy Rooney, humorist and fairly cantankerous commentator for the CBS news program ’60 Minutes’ speaks gently about love.

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“I’ve learned … that no one is perfect until you fall in love with them.”

“I’ve learned … that when you’re in love, it shows.”

“I’ve learned … that a smile is an inexpensive way to improve your looks.”

“The 50-50-90 rule: Anytime you have a 50-50 chance of getting something right, there’s a 90% probability you’ll get it wrong.”

“Nothing in fine print is ever good news.”

– Andy Rooney  (1919- 2011)

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