Andy Rooney, radio and television writer and broadcaster

Andy Rooney Quotes

Andy Rooney, humorist and fairly cantankerous commentator for the CBS news program ’60 Minutes’ speaks gently about love.

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“I’ve learned … that no one is perfect until you fall in love with them.”

“I’ve learned … that when you’re in love, it shows.”

“I’ve learned … that a smile is an inexpensive way to improve your looks.”

“The 50-50-90 rule: Anytime you have a 50-50 chance of getting something right, there’s a 90% probability you’ll get it wrong.”

“Nothing in fine print is ever good news.”

– Andy Rooney  (1919- 2011)

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