Bob Hope Quotes

Image: Photo of Bob Hope, stand-up comedian, actor, and singer

In a July 11, 1979 Merla Zellerbach San Francisco Chronicle article about success, Bob Hope states:

“I’ve always been in the right place at the right time. Of course, I steered myself there.”

“A bank is a place that will lend you money if you can prove that you don’t need it.”

“A sense of humor is good for you. Have you ever heard of a laughing hyena with heart burn?”

“People who throw kisses are hopelessly lazy.”

“You know you are getting old when the candles cost more than the cake.”

– Bob Hope (1903-2003)

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