Photo of humorist, Jack Handey

Jack Handey Quotes

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“The face of a child can say it all, especially the mouth part of the face.”

“Dad always thought laughter was the best medicine, which I guess is why several of us died of tuberculosis.”

“To me, boxing is like a ballet, except there’s no music, no choreography, and the dancers hit each other.”

“Before you criticize someone, you should walk a mile in their shoes. That way when you criticize them, you are a mile away from them and you have their shoes.”

“I hope life isn’t a big joke, because I don’t get it.”

– Jack Handey

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